hospitalstays:

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school cum

(Source: joyridng)



  • her: come over
  • me: i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap
  • her: my parents aren't home
  • me: he is ASLEEP



thefuckerymovement:

That’s basically what a forth of the movie is about
The other parts
Is sex…money…and cursing

(Source: materiajunkie)




(Source: starfleetist)



bromar:

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 



realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  



kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails


paulpak:

the saddest feeling ever is when you finish a show because you watched all of the episodes too quickly and you just want to stay inside that world for a little bit longer, but you can’t

(Source: princehomo)



Still not sure how I feel about this whole Jennifer Lawrence situation

Like I don’t love her any less at all, and like it sucks that these photos got leaked
But
Jennifer
Lawrence’s
BOOBS



scaryclara:

i began by saying “yo” sarcastically, now it’s how i start half of my sentences 

(Source: laheeys)