Yo I haven’t had any wifi for 2 weeks now but it’s my birthday in 46 minutes

sasssmaster asked:
Get whatsapp - it's a free messaging service for international

:O thanks bubs I’ll get onto it xoxoxoxo

Anonymous asked:
I want to text you but I'm from the US & I think it would cost a lot of money :(

Yeah that’s probs a good call, don’t want another Simpsons style strained international relationship due to a phone bill tru



tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on

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A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.


true art


true art

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My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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